Paris, Sunday, October 10, 2010 (h.03.21)
not supposed to throw a bucket of water from the sixth floor in someone's head could be so fun ..
say that if two characters, rather persistent, persevere in their work of "pain in the ass at night (around 4:30 in the morning about ..........), sooner or later a" shower atypical " you get, no?
I'll tell you what happened: last night Mati and I wanted to spend a quiet evening . Sun, you and I (for the first time since I arrived Tuesday evening), talking, laughing, eating pasta with broccoli and listen to music (more like Norah Jones. You know: Nore between us of course).
However .. Our evening ended at 2.30. A full belly, tired and puffy eyes to sleep. "Night night " and sleep.
An hour after the cell Mati is a ring. I wake up. I do not hear and respond back to sleep.
I go back to sleep. After 20 minutes start to ring even my phone! I get scared and run to see. Panicked think something happened at home. Instead ... was a friend "nice" of Mati. Pissed off like few in the face and hang up the phone I turn it off. I think, but I'm looking at you fool! [to be read or opened, to Messina].
back to sleep .. if not that, at the dawn of 4.30 in the morning, someone knocks on the door repeatedly.
One fear that I was going to tip over out of bed! I knock knock you stop for a moment and this is the home phone starts ringing. And play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play ................ E. Then he stops. away again that "someone very sympathetic to" start with toc, toc, toc, toc ....
Mati rushes towards the door. Confident and with the face of Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver opens. Watch two stupid men in the eyes saying "Out of my way."
The two "poor dear" go away with tail between his legs, while I commend the courage and fermazzi of Mati.
I ragazzini pensavano di venire qui a far "bisboccia" e fare quattro chiacchiere, farci ridere.
Alle quattro e mezza della mattina???!!!
Ma.. che vediamo? I due rimbecilloni sono fermi sui loro velib ... PROPRIO SOTTO LA NOSTRA FINESTRA..
"Secchiata?"
"Direi che è un'idea geniale!"
Partiamo in quarta verso il bagno. Matilde riempie un secchio nella doccia e l'altro nel lavandino (niente vasca. A Parigi pare non sappiano dell'esistenza of this object .. as much as that of the bidet ....).
Meanwhile, without seeing me, I look out the window to calculate the trajectory of the bucket millimetrola.
Mati comes with ten liters of fresh fresh Arquette .
One .. two ... treeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schciafffffff !!!!!!!!!! PRESIIIIIIIII.
What about ... I think that I had never had so much fun in my life. And I never thought of the fun of taking a shower at someone.
But, you know, cleaning is an important thing, right?
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